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Nita's Rescue - 39

2022-10-23 comic

Transcript

"Haven't you heard of the noble black-coated condor? This poor creature didn't deserve such cruel fate in hands of reckless abusers like you!" says the guard, hugging the sobbing condor alongside him as its being comforted. "B-but my adventure book didn't mention any of that!" says Nate as he's being pushed around. "Hey, you should've thought twice before taking a story book for the truth!" the guard tells Nate. "And Vincent, you're a dissapointment to your career and your superiors!" says the guard with deep emotion, while Vincent just looks away without shame. "You will come with us to Azure City, and we will see what to do with you!" yells the guard, before the gang is handcuffed.
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