A Simple Comic

Nita's Rescue - 26

2022-09-03 comic

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The large bird swings at the ground with great force, tossing Nate. "Watch out!" he says, before his friends have a second to process what is going on, right before crashing onto them, knocking them like a set of bowling pins. Nate looks at the new girl alongside Vincent and Marissa. "Hey guys! Maybe that girl knows were Nita is at?" he says. "Um, I am Nita." she clarifies to him. "Whaat? Marissa said you were a cool, stylish artist!" says Nate, confused. "What, you don't think I'm cool as ice?" says Nita, sassily, before being interrupted by another loud screech.
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