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Nita's Rescue - 22

2022-08-20 comic

Description

Nate's substitute faded!

Transcript

"NO!" yells Marissa in horror, seeing Nate shred to pieces. She tosses her backpack on the ground and rushes to Nate's aid. "Oh my gosh!!! Nate!" she screams as she approaches. A thick cardboard piece lays in front of her, with Nate's likeness drawn on it, remaining shattered by the previous attack. "Wait, it's that crummy cutout again!" says Marissa. "He still pulls that crap, huh." remarks Vincent. As Nate climbed on the neck of the Amanchaq, the beast attempts to shake him off. Vincent points at its nest, where a small head peeks from afar. "Let's make a run for it!" commands Vincent.
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