A Simple Comic

Nita's Rescue - 11

2022-06-23 comic

Transcript

“We gotta eat a lot to have a lot of energy to keep hiking tomorrow! Right, Nate?” says Marissa. “You bet! We’re going to rescue the heck out of Lita!”. Marissa, a bit confused, corrects Nate. “Um, she’s Nita...”. Vincent adds to the conversation. “That’s cool, but we don’t even know how Pita looks like.”. Marissa lets out a sigh of defeat. She tries to explain how she looks to them. “Well... she’s very cool! She wears this hat and... wears a pair of glasses.... she’s very stylish, like an artist!” says Marissa. “Like an artist, huh...”. Nate and Vincent think of a tall, slender woman with a piercing gaze. “We’ll be sure to keep an eye on that...” says Nate. Vincent gets up stretches, sleepy. “Anyway, it’s been a...”. As he says this, Nate gently gestures him to say the word “nice”. Vincent ignores him and continues “...a dinner. But we should sleep if we want any chance to bring your friend back.”
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