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Nate's Journey - 19

2022-03-15 comic

Transcript

Nate asks Marissa: “So, Marissa, where did your friend get lost?”. Marissa stutters to answer him: “It was... um...”. Marissa points over a far away mountain and says: “Over there! No, wait, that’s not it...”. She points to another mountain. “It was over there!”. Nate says: “It looks exactly the same!”. Marissa shuffles around and says: “Nu-uh! It’s whiter, don’t you see?”. She confesses to Nate: “I’m sorry, Nate, I have no idea...”. Nate becomes anxious and says: “No! It means we’re lost too! Are we going to spend the rest of our days here?”. He drops to the ground, unable to handle the stress. “My adventure can’t be over so soon! Will there be no more fun? No more mama’s delicious apple pie?”. Marissa sits next to him, defeated.
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