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Nate's Journey - 16

2022-03-15 comic

Transcript

The girl calms down and tries explaining her situation to Nate. “Um... okay. Friend... Fell...” However, she explodes and starts yelling again. “Cliff! Injured! Died! Giant rock! She’s going to die and it’s my fault!!”. Nate yells back “Slower!”. She explains: “My friend and I were... hiking around to... take photos! A giant piece of rock fell down. Almost as if the mountain itself was cut in half!” She fell in the rift opened by that! Please, do you know who can help me?”. Nate stands up and adopts a heroic pose. He says: “Fear not, my friend... “. A small silence ensues. The girl replies: “Marissa.” Nate quickly resumes his speech: “Marissa! I, Nate, the adventurer will rescue your friend!”. Marissa is a bit confused by his claim and asks: “Um... you are an adventurer?”
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