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Nate's Journey - 12

2022-03-15 comic

Transcript

Nate points at something behind them to distract them. “Look over there! A giant hummingbird!” The guard and Vincent turn around. He says “Hey, you don’t see one of those everyday.” Vincent replies: “I dunno... I like toucans more.” The guard turns around to see Nate running away and says “Aw, crap.” Vincent ignores the situation and walks away as the guard says “We gotta get him back!” He pulls Vincent by his jacket and says to him “And you’re coming with me!” Vincent protests: “Why? that’s your job!”. The guard says “’Cause Everett will kill me if he gets harmed! So, let’s go!”.
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